also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize