We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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