i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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