is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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