Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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