I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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