Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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