Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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