I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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