at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just cut my nipple shaving
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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