So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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