2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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