when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
