U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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