Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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