He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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