I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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