i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Two words: nipple clamps
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