Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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