Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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