dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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