THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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