I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
So many bounce houses so little time
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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