the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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