The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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