So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
