I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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