i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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