You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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