Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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