Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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