i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
How external is "for external use only"?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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