I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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