I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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