NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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