I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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