my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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