Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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