Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
honey bunches of taint.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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