Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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