have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
