just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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