This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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