Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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