im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
