Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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