Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Randomize
