what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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