Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
