ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
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