My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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