She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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