I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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