My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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