O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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